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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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